Johnny Knoxville, real name Phillip Clapp - thank you Wiki!, was spotted at the WeHo Trader Joe's not too long ago. He was shopping with his young daughter and according to my source - he looked hella old. Like way too old to be running around having painful things attached to and thrown at his wiener. Wiki tells me he's only 37.
His old, graying hair, didn't stop the ladies though from drooling. Source says they were practically fainting into their tomato basil hummous as the aging jackass strolled by them.
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those flarey nostrils get me every time.
ooooJohnny Knostril!!